cakes, get stoked

well I guess you remember bake off or fuck off? Yeah, well I fucked off. But now I baked off. First cake ever, no longer a virgin.

So I totally hooked up with Delia:

delia

Then I got way involved with stuff:

involver

It was a deep, butter warming experience:

butter

After that I went nuts with the icing, body paint shit:

icing

Put a bun in her oven:

bun

Opened it all up wide, cream and icing everywhere:

mess

Got way too stoked. Who loves spoons?

stoked

After all that the baby was born:

baby

OBMX: All you will ever need to know about food, tea and getting stoked. NOTHING to do with bikes. Not any more. Bikes are crap.

x

PS. PAT, I don’t know how to use the br> thing? I still cant use the internet.

posted by alex on 14/01/08